If you read my facebook status today, you’d probably know that I had a *showdown* with the traffic police this morning. YES!!! I got really cheesed off with that fella I beh tahan, I wind down the window and showdown with him.
So what happened? Here’s what happened…
I left the house at 745am, after feeding both my kids with medicine, and myself already like half dead (have to see doctor later). Was on my way to send Faythe to school, as usual, I’ll take the road from Sea Park, then turn to Sea Park Market, then go down all the way near the ferrari showroom that road.
The jam was unexpected…then I took a left turn at the Guocera junction and head towards Rothmans roundabout.
Again it’s bumper to bumper…and slowly as the car was moving, I look at my watch, it’s already 8:10am. Late!! Anyway, jalan only lah right…
I already can see that gemuk-traffic police standing in front diverting traffic (seriously, I think he’s a nuisance, cause when he’s not around, the traffic is so smooth).
So all the cars start moving, then when it was right at the time I was suppose to turn out, he stopped me.
I looked at him and he stared at me…Then I looked right, there’s no traffic, so I attempt to go forward to sneak out..Yes I’m not a very good driver. Then he stare at me and gave me a hand signal, ask me wait…
I mengamuk already..F U lah…that side no traffic, why you stop me..so I show my *apalah* hand sign (not middle finger OK)
Then he show me his *apalah* hand sign to me….then I point my hand to Faythe…trying to tell him I’m so so so late!!! He ignored, still stand in front of my car…so I no choice, wait lah..takkan want to bang him right.
But other side cars not many…so I honked…he stared at me…
Then I beh tahan, so I reverse and try to go left to go out then turn into right…and that moment i reverse and move left…he also move left and I almost bang into him…
Then he stared at me again and I also stare at him with my fiery eyes (wearing my sunglasses)
Finally, he had no choice, he just walk to the side, so I start to get ready to move…And you know what???
He came right next to my car and bang bang bang my door!! F…what the hell he wants, so I wind down my window.
Jasmine: Apa mau?
Polis: Tak boleh tunggu kah? Orang semua nak lalu..traffic jam.
Jasmine: Encik, tadi traffic mana ada, kereta pun tak ada, kenapa awak tak kasi saya lalu?
Polis: LDP sana jam teruk, saya kasi orang lalu…
Jasmine: Macam lah saya dari sini tak jam…itu jam sudah sampai belakang sana…waving my hand showing him that the jam is so far behind
Polis: Saya tau, tapi LDP sana sangat jam..
Jasmine: SO!!! Tiap tiap hari awak berdiri sini pun jam, bila awak tak ada sini, jam tak ada…buat apa awak berdiri sini?
Polis: Stunned…and he mumbled himself…then he said, “Jalan jalan”
Jasmine: Yalah…you berdiri sini tengok, kalau u tak divert traffic, tengok ada jam atau tidak…
Then I wind my window and left him there mumbling to himself and I left the incidental roundabout :P.
I’ve always been so cheesed with them every morning. Because of them, the traffic outside my house is so jam…and I’ve always been tempted to scold that fella..but never did of course.
So to avoid the jam, I had to use the backway to get out and go thru Sea Park then thru Rothmans roundabout..and this police every morning also standing there and today he really *liu hei ngo pah foh*.
I really don’t see they serve any purpose. Cause if they are not around, the traffic is much better, no jam at all!!!
They better just go and catch criminals rather that divert traffic without any cow sense.












