Big One?

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Although Faythe is potty trained, she still gets accident sometimes. Which I’m fine with it, since we do not have carpet at home. But she don’t seem to be able to differentiate big business or small business. She’d say anything ranging from:

Pangsai – Hokkien of big biz

Pang jiu – Hokkien of small biz

Kencing – Malay of small biz

Shi Shi – Cantonese of small biz

That’s the problem when you have so many languages in a house LOL. And she gets it all mixed up. Can’t tell which is big biz, which is small biz.

Usually she’d call out loud to me, telling me, “Mommy, Faythe want kencing”. And while doing her business, I usually sit in front of her. Then I’d ask her…..big one or small one? That she can differentiate, big one is really big one…can see her face all red haha…small one very easy, after finish small one can even yak non stop. And she likes the toilet *smack head*. She can sit there for sometime, asking so many questions and still telling me, not finished…gosh…

Then she’d tell me, “Mommy, Faythe’s Pangsai very smelly one…..and very dirty one. Cannot touch”. Yeah…so smelly faster lor, why talk non stop somemore LOL

23 thoughts on “Big One?”

  1. Faythe is so funny la… I think she inherited the humourous character from mummy (& daddy too?) haha! En En also can’t tell big or small biz… she only told us “eergghh, eergghh!”

  2. Huh? U wait for Faythe and she allows u to watch her when she does her ‘big business’? Aiyo, so ‘chow chow’ wor (unless in public toilet). Des will never allow me or anyone watch her when she does her ‘big business’. She’ll ask me to turn away cos she says she cannot ‘ng ng’ out while I watch her (heehee).

  3. “Why is my ngg ngg so keras?” She grimaces “…. What is hard in Mandarin again?”
    “ying..”
    “ying..” Gets it off-key, like a gwailo attempting Mandarin.
    Then off I go with a mini lecture about how she needs to drink more water & eat more vege, while- yes, sitting on the floor infront of her while she does her business.

    Because Daddee is the one she usually prefers to accompany her & wash her afterwards.

    We are hokkien (too) but I haven’t started further confusing 3yr old Caitlin yet, with yet another dialect!

  4. Yeah.. their sai sai vy smelly one.. coz they eat watever we adults eat. I also don’t wait in front of XY. She’ll shoo me away. But she can yak non-stop while I wait outside. hehehe

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