Office Gossip

oh..Mommy is so bored…Daddy went drinking with frens…Faythe..sudah went pak toh with chau kung…Even maid has slept before 900hrs…wow damn good life, kenot…must give her more work. I’m starting to make her cook dinner as of..ermm…maybe next month, so good luck to her LOL.I have so many things in mind, but don’t feel like blogging them. Anyway, today office got some hot gossip, where the story turn out to be ermm…a bit over exaggerate after the addition of sugar, spice, vinegar & soya sauce. J here is Mommy lah…the one talk so much hahaha…

This morning 10am+, chatting with IM
F: wei i tell you something..last night someone got stabbed in the office car park
J: huh..wah where you hear one…very CNN hoh u 😛
F: yalah…seems that they were fighting over a parking lot, then the fella got stab…he came up running to the security downstairs,full of blood, then they report police…
J: wow..so *tai wok*…*start to imagine…full of blood*
F: yalorr..just now Police came again leh…
J: so you saw the police ah when u park downstairs?
F: ….
J: so who’s the fella huh? the one kena stab and the one stab?
F: dunno woh

Around 11am+, F again IM me
F: wei…i know who’s the one kena stab liao
J: who who..
F: neh P lorr..
J: wow shit, he just got back from 2.5 months MC leh…now kena again, so hak chai wohh
F: yalorr…

After lunch, around 2pm+…A IM me
A: wah I heard P kena stab wohhh…isit ah?
J: ermm I thought u not on shift today, how come you know huh..news do travel faster than speed of light 😛
A: kekeke…
J: yalor…seems that last night..bla bla bla..
A: wow, dangerous hoh..just over a parking lot..
J: yalor, really stupid one…
A: so my case was a small fly lah…this one lagi hot gossip.. (few months back, she almost got rob and maybe killed? if she had not locked her car doors when she was about to go off from office)
J: hehe…not safe lah office haiyoo

Around 4pm, PP IM me pulak
PP: eh I heard P kena stab at parking….(P used to be same team with PP and J, then J moved on to existing role, and PP moved to another project, though still same department)
J: yalah…seems that they were fighting over the parking lot and then he kena stab from the fella..
PP: wah..like that oso can..stupid stupid…
J: keke..wei maybe it’s *pou yeng* lehh cause he cheated to get the parking transponder, now kena lorr..
PP: *laugh laugh* yaya.must be
J: so evil hoh both of us…giggle

Around 430pm, J was downstairs with 2 managers, M & H, manager T standing behind talking to N
J: did you all heard bout the news P got stabbed in parking lot?
M&H: what..serious!! But he just got back from hospitalisation!!
J: yalorr..seems that they were fighting for parking..*repeating this for dunno how many times liao*
M: wah over a parking..that’s a bit outrageous lehh…if he got robbed and was trying to defend himself I believe lah…
J: he seems very hak chai..need to bath with some pomelo leave 😛
H: haha yah..maybe gotta burn the fire pit and jump over when he enters office LOL
M: psst pstt..try to sibuk what T & N talking behind..isit about P..we know lah

N was the witness to what happened, he’s also the office REWS officer/manager…so he told us the true story!And here it goes:

1. P signalled and wanted to park the parking space
2. Then the stabber (lets call him Z), cut in and about to park at the space
3. So P got a bit frust, hence honk Z, and showed sign language that he was about to park that place…
4. So Z got heated up..drove the car one round..then came back…
5. And then they both got heated up and throwing words it seems..
6. Then dunno what happened…suddenly P got punched at the waist..But Z held his fist, and between the fingers he had keys…so ended up there were blood gushing out (dunno alot or little lahh) from P
7. So P came up and went to security, ask to report police
8. It happened in the morning…so many people saw the incident..cause P was walking around with his hands holding on the the wound…

ohhh…so that’s the story huh….seems that P ended up in hospital now, Z is in lokap…police remanded him and will not release till P is out from hospital. Police is charging him for assault…Seems that he’s some high level people working at *** (same office building) and in charged of some big project in Penang!! The fight was recorded by CCTV, so really kenot runaway liao!!

this piece of news even went right up to Shell IT, cause a friend told me, CW (ex-colleague now in shell) MSN him to ask if that’s true…You see, P is very famous…and so happen, we used to be same team, so we all know who is he lah…he’s not liked amongst the colleagues cause of some attitude.

Mommy went home..and told the story to Daddy after his shower…even demo-ed to him how he kena stab…hahaha…so Daddy say…hmm charged for murder attempt…..or self defense!! Wah..dunno lehh…

What a day..whole office talking bout the same topic…over-hours, P became so so famous hahaha…seriously, it’s not worth to get yourself injured over a parking lot…If it was me, I’ll give to him, mark his number plate…later go sabo his car baru tau :P….*Evil grin*