Flashy Morning

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This morning as usual,  I walk from parking to office taking the normal route. There weren’t many people walking as opposed to the usual crowd. Probably due to haze. Traffic was pretty clear too.

As I was walking down the mini slope, this motor came (I walk in opposite direction of the traffic). Then this motorist stood up all of a sudden. So I thought hmm..better be careful. I saw him adjusting his clothes and then…his *goreng pisang* just flashed pass in front of my eyes. Sticking out from the zipper!! OMG….that was so so bloody disgusting…yucks yucks…

My heart started pounding, I was a bit worry that he might stop and flash his *goreng pisang* more to me. So I pretended didn’t see and kept walking. He didn’t stop..after he stood up, he just sat on the motorbike and continue riding with his *goreng pisang* sticking out.

Then at one moment, I paused and thought, hmm..if this fella would have stopped, what would my actions be, lemme list it down:

  1. instantly take my backpack and whack him
  2. point at his *goreng pisang* and say, oi..so small lah, pls don’t show lah
  3. lure him to take down his helmet, then i take his helmet and whack him hahaha
  4. scream and run (no lah, this is so not ME, I don’t want ppl to think I’m a nuts)
  5. run to the police station (which is like 50m away) and ask the police to nab him – but I don’t think will have time since he’s riding a bike, I’m walking…

List exhausted..anymore ideas?

This is not my first encounter with flasher. But this the first time in the pass 10 years maybe. Now that I’m married, flasher is not a big issue lah….worse come to worse just laugh at them only or go take a stick and whack the fella..but those days when I was young, it’s really a shocker to see that!! I’ve had various encounter with flashers and this is how they do their work:

  • he drives a car, stop next to the bus stop (where I was waiting for bus), winds down the window and then psst psst..(get some attention). when u look at him he’s mas****ing in his car!! OMG…no better place kah??
  • another case in the car, but this one more professional, cause he’s driving at the same time mas*****ing…I was in the Intrakota bus and they’ve got elevated seats. So as I was looking out of the window I saw this fella…aiiyooo….no wander KL got so many accidents lah, can’t he just concentrate on his driving!!
  • he sits next to you in the minibus. somehow, he manage to open his zipper and slot the *goreng pisang* into a plastic bag!! Then he start shaking the bag non stop…after that he elbows you to get ur attention and make eye contact for you to look down. alamak..if wanna flash, do properly lah..put in plastic bag siapa mau tengok eh…
  • he just walk in front of u, take out all his clothes and laugh…I conclude that this one needs to masuk 1-800-tanjung-rambutan.

What kinda society we have today….what a shame!!

23 thoughts on “Flashy Morning”

  1. I had many encounter of being flashed too. Many times at Sunway college side gate..some hide behind bush and tried to call out to you when they “tar fei kei” , another one taxi driver. Being flashed and molested on Gasing KWSP flyover bridge and also the lorong from St Xavier church leading to federal highway…. all i did was just ignore and keep walking , the molest one another story la…
    my dad used to teach his students this , he said when you have been flashed..just point to the pisang and laugh and give comment that his pisang is so kecik monek….ahaha…works or not..I dont know la.

  2. Aiyooo!! So scary lei!!! tell me which mini slope than i will avoid to walk pass there or take extra caution and be more alert when i’m at that area.Next time should bring a small knife and cut the kkc lah! Wave the knife said “mahu sunat” kah? HAHA!

  3. OH…gosh!!! “Pin Tai” one all these people. I make sure I am alert also when I walk alone n carry a bottle of water or umbrella with me at all times.

    You got to go home take “look you yip” cuci mata. Haha!

  4. OMG, your place really dangerous la!
    I never encountered this, but like you said lo, if now i saw it also feel nothing lol since i already got married.

  5. Me too, I saw a few psycho doing this flashing acts or mas******* before, count me “lucky” or what?
    When I first saw that at 13 years old, I got scared and cried. But now, I think I’ll kick that pisang!

  6. I’ll probably whack his pisang with my umbrella…ah and also say his is only Pisang Mas, please only show off when it is Pisang Rastali.

  7. wah…these days still have this kind of free show ah??? I also remember during my school days when I met one of those sicko that sit in the car and masturbate and asked me to help..eeewwww! I was only 12 then!

  8. Haha..guess what I did to the last flasher who flashed at me and my roommates? I called the cops on him. Luck must not be on this side that day as I was talking to the Sargeant (on the phone) that blardy fella started whanking himself. About 4 cop cars pulled in…I just love US Police force!

  9. hahaha….suddenly reminds me when I was young and innocent and sicko like that scare me but i guess i’m older and wiser now…probably walk off laughing or just whack his head 😛

  10. sasha: haha no ler..saja wanna call it goreng 😛

    dragonmummy: wahh..u also like me a lot experience

    annie q: kakaka…i like that sunat thing 😉

    msau: haha yalorr…

    allyfeel: yalerr..u oso be careful since work around here..aha yah man..mata oso sui sui oredi

    jesslyn: haha yaler, got free show LOL

    julian: psycho problem

    contended mum: yalerr..damn damn sick…puit

    michelle: guess png ppl more better

    huisia: haha yalor…no big deal oredi now

    shoppingmum: yalor, that time dunno what is it…looks so scary rite

    NP: ya..send them to tanjung rambutan

    milkmaid: kekeke…good one there

    angeleyes: wah ask u help somemore 😐

    vien: whoa…that guy must be cursing u haha…bravo on US police force..so efficient

    rachel: yalorr…must carry knife

    mom2ashley: yup..on the way from pbd to office lor

    2littlefellas: hehe yah..now we are not sked anymore

    angeline: aiyo..what that fella doin there….siao

    immomsdaughter: that one is think oni..but if he really come to me i think i oso panic lah

    beckysmum: yah mann…..wayyyyy to lucky

    nick: yup..our work place very happening one 😛

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